Monday, June 04, 2007

Jessica holds an imaginary conversation with the five girls seated across her.

"Hello, while I think your topic of conversation is highly intruiging, and would love to find out how your debate on whether 'location' is an external or internal factor ends, I would also like to be able to enjoy reading in peace in a public place that has been designated for quiet reading without being distracted by your faint attempts to whisper which in actual fact makes all of you sound breathless and in no way decreases the noise level.

Thank you."