Saturday, January 26, 2008

Rajiv Bites

The following quotes suffer from a serious case of YHTBTism (You Had To Be There).

"Have you watched the movie Ulysses' Guessz?"



"You mean, Ulysses' Gaze."

"Yes, 'Gaze'. But, it sounds like 'gays'. Ulysses' Guessz."

"I ate a very special thing during Eid. Cow boob."

"New York is like Dhaka, but worse."

"I sympathise with you Jessica. For your empty head with no brain... Jellyfish?"