The I’d Rather Be This Than That Meme

Also known as the Most Inane Meme ever started by an Asshat.


How do you even pronounce "asshat" and "meme"?


I actually love playing this "would you rather this or that" game so everything here is something that have been discussed and debated at length with like-minded inane people.

1. I'd rather be a Vampire from Anne Rice's novels than the Highlander (eternal-living fictional characters)


2. I'd rather be caught enthusiastically dancing to Mambo than puking outside Zouk (alcohol-related embarassing moments).


3. I'd rather be Elaine from Seinfeld than Cristina from Grey's Anatomy (on screen bitches)


4. I'd rather have a unicorn tattooed on my forehead than a Smurf (tattoo dares)


5. I'd rather play the piano than the guitar (musical preferences)

And because I have no one to tag (other than the first one), since most those who read this either don't have blogs or hide behind invisible anonymous masks of cowardice:

1. Ghim



2. Lee Kuan Yew


3. J. B. Jeyaretnam


4. Chee Soon Juan


5. Low Thia Kiang

Well, they do have websites.