Having-One-Beer Plan Goes Awry

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Having-One-Beer Plan Goes Awry

YPSILANTI, MI-Due to outside influence and unforeseen events, the having-one-beer plan that 29-year-old Keith Flemming devised at the outset of Monday evening went awry.

After receiving a news bulletin that

"Nato-led forces have killed up to 150 Taleban fighters in a battle in eastern Afghanistan",

I decided to once-and-for-all find out for sure which conflicts/wars are still going on.

I'm tired of reading things that make me say,

"Oh I didn't know they were even/still fighting."

So here's the List.