Rajiv Bites

The following quotes suffer from a serious case of YHTBTism (You Had To Be There).

"Have you watched the movie Ulysses' Guessz?"

"Guessz?"

"G-A-Z-E"

"You mean, Ulysses' Gaze."

"Yes, 'Gaze'. But, it sounds like 'gays'. Ulysses' Guessz."

"I ate a very special thing during Eid. Cow boob."

"New York is like Dhaka, but worse."

"I sympathise with you Jessica. For your empty head with no brain... Jellyfish?"